My Ox Is Broken

Ox Notes: February 9, 2010

Two bits of unsettling Dancing with the Stars news. First, DwtS pros Cheryl Burke, Anna Trebunskaya, Chelsie Hightower and Edyta Sliwinska posed in bikinis alongside some of their former celebrity partners for the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. There's something creepy about these videos from the photo shoot, where the bikini-clad women pose suggestively with their partners -- who are clad in regular clothes -- while a fan blows on them.

I'm also disturbed by the rumored final two candidates to take over Samantha Harris' co-hosting duties: Nancy O'Dell and Marie Osmond. Nancy O'Dell is a fine choice, with years of hosting experience and the right amount of empathy for the contestants.

Marie Osmond, however, strikes me as a terrible choice. While she might appeal to the average DwtS audience member -- a woman in her mid-fifties -- that's not the demographic advertisers are most interested in. Following DwtS, Marie pursued hosting her own daytime talk show, which makes me wonder if she'd be willing to cede the spotlight to the contestants and to the real star of the show, Tom Bergeron.

Karina Smirnoff's dream dance partner is John Stamos.

Following the Super Bowl, CBS's Undercover Boss scored the largest audience ever for a reality show premiere: 38.6 million viewers. If its second episode, which follows the debut of The Amazing Race on Sunday, garners even 30% of that number, I'll be impressed.

Speaking of TAR, TV Guide interviewed contestants and Big Brother vets Jeff & Jordan.

Survivor fans can breathe a sigh of relief: Jeff Probst has agreed to host Season 21 & 22. People and EW have the scoop.

Posted by Kathy (myoxisbroken@gmail.com) on 02/09/2010.

Comments

Amy wrote (2/9/2010 1:38:00 PM EDT) …
I actually had to re-read your line about a fan blowing on the girls during the photo shoot. I thought you meant a human fan, not a machine. Oops. :)

If I could ask for anyone to co-host DWTS, it's Jenny McCarthy. She has done well with bridging the gap over the years. She doesn't do too much silly work anymore, but her fans my age remember her as being zany Jenny. She'd mix well with Tom. Plus, she could help bring a lot of attention to autism since her son is autistic. I'd watch for her.
Kathy wrote (2/9/2010 2:29:00 PM EDT) …
Amy -- After reading your comment, (correction: after I stopped laughing after reading your comment) I thought about editing the sentence to read "electric fan," but the mental image of an actual person blowing on the bikini-clad pros is so funny that I'm just going to leave it.
Tiffiany wrote (2/9/2010 4:41:00 PM EDT) …
The DWTS pros and thier celebrity partners was some of the tackiest stuff I have ever seen. How they pulled this off for Sports Illustrated is beyond me. What is the correlation between bikinis and civilian clothes and them flouncing around men who aren't their significant other is just NASTY!!! All involved should be ashamed!!! How long will people go to sell thier bodies and to sell magazines
Jen C wrote (2/9/2010 8:30:00 PM EDT) …
I really don't think I can take Marie. Nancy would be just fine, she is more than capable of asking a simple question without screwing it up, and I'm sure nothing would come out of her mouth that came anywhere near the level of inappropriateness of the things Sam would come up with. Marie might be enough to take my hatred of the show to another level though, if I have a take an Osmond and I have no other choices, I'd rather have Donny. I think Marie is probably in my bottom 5 as far as past contestant co-host possibilities... personally, I mean I'm talking like Trista Rehn/Master P level of how far down I put her on the list.
We've enabled comments at MOIB, and anyone can post. Just enter your name or nickname, your email (which will not be displayed publicly), and your message.

Post A Comment

Name:  

Email (Won't be displayed):  

Comment (<1000 Characters):  


  characters left.

 

Other Recent Stories...

DwtS 11 Cast Revealed

The cast of DwtS 11 is announced.

Time for an "Amazing Race" Makeover

After 16 seasons, The Amazing Race has become predictable. Here are a few ways the show could reinvent itself.

Ox Notes: March 4, 2010

An Ox Notes update about... Ox Notes!

Dancing with the Stars 10 Cast Announcement

The wait is over. The cast of Dancing with the Stars 10 has been revealed.

Ox Notes: February 25, 2010

Where are all the DwtS 10 rumors? Mel B's up for DwtS co-host. And E! wants you to vote for TV's Top Couples.

Ox Notes: February 23, 2010

Two pros who won't be on DwtS 10. Is Melissa Rycroft the new DwtS co-host? And NBC borks its Olympic coverage.

Ox Notes: February 11, 2010

Gearing up for tonight's Survivor 20 premiere. A new contender for DwtS co-host. And a great list of "That Guy" actors.

Ox Notes: February 9, 2010

A creepy DwtS photo shoot. Final candidates for DwtS co-host? And Jeff Probst signs on for more Survivor.

Ox Notes: February 4, 2010

A Baywatch babe joins DwtS 10 (maybe). A possible DwtS co-host is ruled out. And the Puppy Bowl returns on Sunday!

Ox Notes: February 2, 2010

DwtS cast announcement on March 1. A legit DwtS 10 cast rumor. And an episode of Masterpiece Classic worth watching.

©2005-10 My Ox Is Broken. All rights reserved, whatever that means. Site search generously provided by Google.